9th May 2012
Reblogged From aargyle
Notes: 78378
(Source: hellyeahthegoodwife)
- When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
- When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
- When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
- When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
- When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
- When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
- When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
- When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
- When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
- When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
- When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
- When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
- When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
- Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
omg
this is like my 5th time reblogging this, and Idk where this is from. Im thinking Step-brothers… but i dont think so…
It is Step-Brothers.
Can we get Adam Scott to sing on Parks and Rec.
Please?
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(Source: vimeo.com)
“And I’m only wearing this!” *Pulls off robe revealing fabulous dress*
I am proud to say that I have seen none of these movies. I’m what Hollywood hates most.
MESCOJONO TOA.
“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” Opening Credits (Full version in HD)
Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka play the Chewlywed! (For people who leave outside the US.)
I really wish them to be truly happy ever after.
(Source: growing-the-fury)
THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS
OH MY GOD
GENEIOUS ! ( wow i cant spell ! )
Holy Geezus that’s amazing… :O
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